so it is 3:44am and due to being very tired i had gone to bed at 7:30 pm (yep, i am that cool) and now i have been up for about 2 hours; unable to sleep. I’ve tried reading, drinking warm milk, willing myself to sleep, and finally decided maybe some toast would help…so i walk to the kitchen (which i spent 3 hours deep cleaning and fumigating, the other day). I open the freezer (where i keep my bread) to find a medium sized squatter…i had a mild panic – i mean i was groggy AND barefoot for crying out loud!!! So i grab my spray and finish him off, catch my breath and decide that even though my appetite is gone if some carbs will help me go to sleep i can push through the icky feeling ONLY to turn around and find and EVEN BIGGER roach ONTOP of the toaster!!!!! aaaaah!!!! Let the record show, that my plan for a carb induced slumber has now created the opposite effect and I'm even more awake and have a dead roach in the bottom of the toaster…. clearly I was not meant to have any toast!
I guess we’re back to square 1…..
